sluttyoliveoil: once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
Me after every conversation: why the fuck did I say that
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
aymmicurls: farbenfrei: thedepp: press z + c together on your keyboard do it W HA T WHEN HOW
purpleemoon: It’s so funny how the people who know the least about you, have the most to say.
shuckl: shuckl: shuckl: toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry” fries do you ever look back at your mistakes