fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
(via hanabiko)
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts
When you’re singing alone on a golf course
(Source: spazztastic-muffin, via forever)
wanna know which sex position makes the ugliest children??//??/ ask ur parents bro ooooh burn
(Source: nicolasiscaged, via bring-me-the-fucking-whisky)
